Please, for your safety and the safety of others on the highway, don't eat sushi while driving

I was cruising along eating my sushi yesterday when I got a dangerous amount of wasabi on my roll that caused a full-fledged sinus fire, complete with watering eyes and running nose. That is a dangerous condition in which to navigate a vehicle. Thank goodness for my fountain soda. I do believe it saved my life.
So please, friends. Learn from my mistake and don't eat sushi while driving. It just isn't worth the risk. Oh, yeah, and then complicate the situation further by snapping these pictures while at a stop light? I sometimes think my license should be revoked.